I love this time of year, when you suddenly see pumpkins everywhere and you just know the Halloween is on its way. I used to love dressing up at uni and going to Halloween parties, and now as a mum, I love to decorate the house and throw a little party. There’s so much choice on the High Street now, but I especially love what HomeSense are offering – spooky yet stylish decorations. To get you in the party mood, I have some Halloween jokes from my fellow bloggers that you can use at your party 😀
“Why didn’t the skeleton go to the disco?
Because he had nobody to go with”
Pete, Household Money Saving
“What is a ghosts favourite meal?
Debbie, My Boys Club
“What’s a ghosts favourite room?
A living room”
Joanna, The Knight Tribe
“What type of music does a mummy like the most?
“What did the ghost say to the bees?
Louise, Pink Pink Bear
“What kind of roads do ghosts live on?
“What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Laura, Autumn’s Mummy
“Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license”
Elizabeth, The Homemakers Journal
“What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
Emma, Ready, Freddie, Go!
Did that get a chuckle out of you? 😀 If you liked any of the Halloween homeware in the pictures above, they are all from HomeSense. I especially LOVE the glitter pumpkin – glam or what?!
Are you decorating for Halloween this year?
Brilliant love these! I’m off to Pin these so I can serve these up at a Halloween party we are going to next week.
Hehe, you’ve going to be the life of the party!
I’m going to tell these to Lamb, he’s really into jokes at the moment!
Aw its so cute when the little ones get jokes!
Oh these are fab, I had never heard of any Halloween jokes before x
Me too, they’re quite funny arent they!
Great jokes, I don’t tend to decorate specifically for Halloween no but I have skulls and stuff around all year x
Do you really! You don’t need to decorate then!
I read every one of them aloud! so funny and yes, I do decorate x
Haha! I love decorating, its so fun!
I have to share these with the children, I do love a good joke
Kids love jokes don’t they!
I will definitely be decorating the house for Halloween. I love everything about Halloween, its so much fun. Love the glitter pumpkin!
I love it too, all that spooky decor! All good fun!
I enjoyed reading these jokes. I will try them with my kids.
Glad you liked them, hope the kids find them funny!
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I’m really not a big Halloween fan – some of your jokes did make me chuckle though 🙂 #Blogtober
Lol, they must have been funny then!